"A mine awareness team in Uganda was horrified to find an unexploded bomb being used as a bell when they visited a school to teach children how to spot bombs"
Team member #1, "Ring the bell and call in the children for our class."
Team member #2, "Hey, does that bell have a familiar shape?"
Team member #1, "Sure, we see those all the time. Let me ring it."
Team member #2, "Find a hammer, that rock really doesn't make it ring well!"
Team member #1, "OK, How's.........."
Recent advertisement in the Anti-Mine Network publication desires replacement inspectors for locating unexploded ordinance.