Friday, April 22, 2011

How to get along!

Andrew Klavan: How to Behave During an Islamic Massacre

I Will Participate in Earth Day

The little sticker says it all. I believe that I will go reload some more ammo to again recycle some of that old brass.

I am also a big supporter of alternative fuel vehicles.


Wonder if there is a way to collect the methane for use in an internal combustion engine?

Why of cousre there is! It would just need some slight modificaitons for human use. Don't not be concerned as the tube is only uncomforatable for a little while. You will get used to it.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Calling All RINOs

"To my Republican friends: take back your party. So that it doesn’t matter so much who wins the election,"

Yes, all the RINOs need to take their party back so it doesn't matter who is elected. The Democrats can then get their socialistic way without any conservatives complaining about the Constitution, taxes or whatever.

This last go around about so called reductions in the budget, government shutdown, and how everyone would starve has convinced me that we really do need a reset button. How is a $225+ billion dollar increase over last year's budget a cut? It is insulting that we are expected to believe this nonsense. This whole things is about politicians pretending to do something to fool the unwashed masses.

It is almost like a comedic movie except it really costs us a lot of money that we don't have. "We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!" - Governor William J. Le Petomane

Japanese Nuke Crisis Severity

"The news was received with chagrin by residents in Iitate, one of the five communities, where high levels of radiation have been detected in the soil. The village of 6,200 people is about 40 kilometers from the Fukushima plant."

Fishermen in the area have been reporting that a variety of previously unseen fish have been netted. Scientists are at a loss to classify the recently discovered mutations. Our reporters have been asked to participate in the new bounty and have been informed that they taste just like chicken! Funny, they don't look like chickens.

Also of great surprise to the village was the discovery a very large reptile roaming the area which resulted in the scientists immediate evacuation. Fortunately, one of them was able to get a quick shot of the creature. Some of the locals were excitedly exclaiming, "Oh no, there goes Tokyo!".

Amazingly enough another creature appeared causing the first monster to flee in apparent terror. The photo of this creature has scientists baffle as they are unable to determine the genus or any other useful information. DNA is being collected in the area to try to classify this new menace.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Friday, April 01, 2011

Semi with cattle rolls over on Interstate 17

And there's hamburger all over the highway in Black Canyon City, Arizona. Those are the headlines and now the rumours behind the news.