She flew yesterday and was on the bus today. My wife got an email stating that, "I don't like riding the bus with all the smelly people". After our laughter subsided, I suggested that we send an email telling her to hang a cloth around her neck and spray it with Fabreeze every so often as this would dampen the smell.
There might be a few good things to remember when traveling by bus such as:
- Wear a medical mask. People don't know if you a sick or not and tend to move on.
- Sit towards the front of the bus, never in the rear. Some undesirables sit back there. The bathroom is back there and usually stinks.
- Look for the little old lady that appears clean to sit beside. Pick who you sit beside instead of hoping that some deviant doesn't sit beside you.
People,
People who ride Greyhound
Are the smelliest people in the world
Where addicts needing a quick fix
And pretending they are just fine
Hide all the need inside
Acting more insane every minute
Drifters
Are very special people
They’re the smelliest people in the world
With one drifter,
One very special drifter
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you might not make it alive
No more water or food
The toilet is flooding and paperless
People, People who ride Greyhound
Are the smelliest people in the world.
With one driver
One very tired driver
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you might not make it alive
No more water or food
The toilet is flooding and paperless
People, People who ride Greyhound
Are the smelliest people in the world.
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